My name's Jeff, call me J. Stellz. I'm a weed enthusiast. A musician. A reader. A writer. And most of all, a pretty nice guy. So follow me and drop something in my ask sometime.
I wrote a poem entitled “Beautiful sister of Charon”
About this very subject.
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APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE
Amazing.
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- Anxiety: hey!
- Me: what now?
- Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
- Me: ...great
- Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
- Me: ....
- Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
- Me: ....
- Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
- Me: ....
- Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
- Me: ...shut up.
- Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?
- Me: Shut up!
- Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
- Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?
- Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.
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WOW LOOK AT THOSE SHITTY PHOTOS OF SOME AWESOME CAMPING STUFF GO TEAM
okay so basically my husband and i are not campers in any sense of the word and this massive gift was given to my husband by his uncle (who is also not a camper) as a wedding present and so far has done nothing but take up an ungodly amount of space
therefor, we (i) have decided to give it away
so i dont have to stub my fucking toe on it every other goddamn dayWHAT IT INCLUDES:
- three twin size air mattresses (one of them is still in the box)
- two red one person sleeping bags
- one electric ignition propane stove
- a set of eating utensils
- four hard plastic plates
- four hard plastic cups
- three pots (one of which comes with a cover)
- two cooking utensils
- three huge water jugs with handles
- a battery powered lamp
- a giant tent that has mosquito netting so you can look out at stars and shit without worrying about bugs, a divider in the middle so you can turn it into a two room kinda deal idk, and can fit four sleeping bags without breaking a sweat
AS FAR AS I KNOW NOTHING FROM THIS SET HAS BEEN USED EXCEPT FOR THE TENT AND THE TWO SLEEPING BAGS AND THEY WERE ONLY USED TWICE AND TRUST ME THEY ARE IN GREAT CONDITION
RULES:
- i will ship this thing to you for free (THOUGH IT WOULD BE REALLY REALLY NICE OF YOU IF YOU PAID FOR SHIPPING I MEAN IM GIVING YOU THIS STUFF FOR FREE) unless you live someplace that i have to pay a fortune to get it there then sorry no
- you dont have to follow me
- i dont care if you reblog it to a giveaway blog
- likes count so please dont like it unless you are really serious about letting me ship this to you
WINNER IS PICKED AT RANDOM ON MAY 14TH SO YEAH YOU GOT TIL THEN
idk maybe your dad or your mom or someone you know wants this shi-stuff and you could give it to them for their birthday or something
please i just want this thing out of my house
im ready for summer, please, please, please
Stuff for vibessss, oh man
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If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
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